I've just been perusing Twitter whilst sat in the garden and saw that people are posting a lot of the lines both men and women use. I thought I'd share with you probably the best one I've ever had.
R is a business student at University. Took a year out to work in the Student Union and I was sleeping with him briefly. Lovely guy, a little bit of a cock but I'll forgive him for his sins.
Him - "I never tell you how stunning you are"
Me - "Just 'like' some of my photos on Facebook, it'll keep me happy"
Him - "It's a shame there's not an 'I like you' button"
Ugh. Can anyone better that with something more vomit inducing?
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